Joanna~~~

Some nights ago, I really really, got impacted(?) by Joanna's presence.

Long story short, there's this lizard near my bed when I was turning in for the night, but then, i think it's sixth sense or something, I just felt real weird-out and kinda itchy.

I thought it must some mozzies tryna suck my blood and all, so I just continue to counter-attack by pulling up my blanket and etc.

Finally, I got really pissed so I on the lights and went to fetch some Baygone. Started spraying here and there like a gardener, then I SPOTTED THIS ADULT LIZARD RIGHT BESIDE WHERE I WAS SLEEPING LIKE, JUST THERE. O mon dieu!

Thoughts started to flashed past me on how did it get there and all, and I was really freaked out by then because few days ago, it as like, at another place.

The thought of it sort of crawled beside me to get to the place it's located at now really isnt helping, and damn , it's not even crawling out!

So I started to hit the poster behind it like really thud thud so that it would move but to no avail, and I sprayed the sides round it but to no avail too.

I went to nudge Joanna even though everyone's asleep now. Telling her about the lizard, and she groggily replied 'just spray the baygone'.

Seeing her still sleepy, I doubt she would wake up and help me so I went back defeated trying to get it away from me.

Sprayed it with lots of Baygone and there's no reaction, that lizard still have the audacity to try to lick the Baygone omg, it's freaking disgusting.

I also rapidly hit the poster thud thud so that it would come out and OMG. It tried to crawled into my bed! Really SCARY!

I was biting my finger trying not to scream and I started to take my phone and called my mom. LOL.

So she picked up and my voice was seriously full of desperation telling her that the lizard was crawling into my bed.

It hanged up.

5 seconds like that, JOANNA APPEARED~ OMG. The rock in my heart literally got smashed like those angry birds rocks I swear.

So I jumped off my bed and went to get her tissues and Baygone and she was tackling the lizard and finally caught it by the tail.

PHEW.

I went to clean up the area where it had climbed and after that, it was just like another night. Ok, so it's a long story. Sorry. I thought I need to explain in detail so that you can understand, you know, I mean...

Yesterday Joanna was talking about it and I was telling her how from that moment onwards I will totally take care of her for the rest of her life.

And she's like, you better.

Then I said, if I ever be unfilial, just mention the word LIZARD. Or 'do you remember how many years ago, I helped you catch the lizard?'

LMAO.

I will CONFIRM remember Joanna coming to the rescue. Tsk, SHE IS SO GREAT!!!!! I LOVE HER.